"Fire Pits" w/ Todd Glass
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🗓️ 3 February 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Today we welcome comedy legend Todd Glass to the show to go full earnest mode. Sam drops reveals the truth about his past email correspondence with Todd, George can’t stop bringing up his dad, and we all talk about our coming out journeys in vivid detail. Deal with it!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:25.9 | Podcast. What is up, everyone around the the globe i have had so much coffee this morning oh wow jittery as hell so tell me more well i it was actually very complex i of course |
| 0:33.3 | went to my gym the greatest place on earth but we did have our first fight in the sense |
| 0:37.8 | that the gym's pool was closed and I wanted to swim. So instead I had to do some sort of |
| 0:44.0 | sorry to gender it, old lady exercises because I'm trying to be gentle to right. Because you |
| 0:49.4 | throw at your back. Yeah. Wow, the old lady, uh, the old lady vibe is really. |
| 0:55.2 | So you threw out your back, you're having a, a fight with a customer service representative about the pool being closed. |
| 1:02.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.7 | Even going to the pool. |
| 1:03.7 | Well, going to the pool could go either way. |
| 1:05.0 | Can I explain something really humiliating when you, this gym, you have to walk through like a little shop, basically, to get from the locker room to the pool. |
| 1:14.8 | So you're in a vulnerable place. |
| 1:17.4 | I'm in a speedo walking through a store, basically. |
| 1:23.6 | And then the person at the desk is like, oh, the pool's closed. |
| 1:26.8 | And then I have to like be like, oh, whoops. |
| 1:29.7 | How humiliating is that? |
| 1:31.9 | Well, yeah, there's nothing like, well, also you've already mustered up the courage to be, you know, |
| 1:37.5 | essentially naked in public. |
| 1:39.8 | And the pool being closed means that you're basically not just like a sexual predator. Like you're literally just like wearing like little tidy whitties in public while there's children around. I walked back through the locker room. Everyone's like, didn't you just leave? Yeah. Like you made a whole show of leaving and now you're back. Yeah. So that was really tough. Then I did my little workouts. Then I went and got a coffee. But then I was like, I got a to go |
| 2:03.0 | coffee. And then I was like, well, actually, I want to stay. But then I was like, so then I had to get a different coffee. It's really challenging. And then I was getting the coffee to stay. So I've had two coffees. And then he was like, well, do you want a coffee to go? And I was like, well, if you're offering? What am I going to do? Say no to the third coffee? |
| 2:16.5 | I had a coffee. This is groundbreaking |
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