Fire, Knives, and Other Things to Give Kids
Childproof
Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom
4.9 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And then my kids will be like, well, what if the blanket catches on fire? |
| 0:02.0 | What if the blanket gets on inside? |
| 0:04.3 | I'm going, oh, my God, my old house in fire! |
| 0:08.0 | What if the blanket does catch on fire? |
| 0:12.3 | Raising a well-behaved child in this world requires strict, discipline and punishment. |
| 0:16.8 | Today, we will look... |
| 0:18.0 | No, the fuck we will not. |
| 0:32.0 | ... Today we will look. No, the fuck we will not. Hello and welcome to Childproof, an airwave media podcast. |
| 0:36.1 | I'm Tori Phantom. |
| 0:37.2 | And I'm Gwenalifathland, and I'm considering |
| 0:39.1 | letting my children play with knives. As one does. Also, what? I'm trying to be less anxious |
| 0:46.9 | as a parent. Okay, that's an interesting step to take, but let's set the timer so we could be anxious about that instead. |
| 0:56.9 | Yeah, so we've discussed in previous episodes that I, in my family, am the polite way to say it is I'm the risk of first parent. |
| 1:05.5 | If you want to do something risky, you need dad's permission, dad's blessing, because mom will, no, absolutely not. |
| 1:14.1 | Won't even listen to your case. |
| 1:15.8 | Does it sound risky? |
| 1:16.9 | Mom's going to say no. |
| 1:18.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.2 | Mom's going to say no. |
| 1:20.5 | But anxieties are contagious. |
| 1:23.1 | At least they can be. |
| 1:24.3 | Not all of them, not every time, but concerns that I have about my kids falling |
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