Hello,

Jake, don't start with the dittling thing.

No, no, come in with I don't care about anything.

Don't have any of the beginning that would explain why we're talking about fingers.

Just come in with Mike saying, I don't care about any fingers unless they're diddling me.

I have a reputation to uphold.

It's very pristine.

You don't.

It's very clean.

No, it isn't.

You're just lying to people.

Well, first of all, happy New Year to both of you.

It's actually not New Year's yet, but if you're listening to us, it is. You thought we wouldn't have an episode on January 1st and we fucking proved you wrong. Yeah, a lot of people, they text me all the time. Why would they think that? We do this every two weeks. They didn't miss one. What is never missed? episode. Have we ever missed an episode?

I don't know if we, there might have been like one time that there was like an upload issue

or something and maybe we came in like an hour late or something. But I don't know. One time we agreed for it to be a day or too late to hit an embargo. But that doesn't mean, yeah, that doesn't mean we missed it. Right. Have we ever taken an episode off though? I don't think so. No.

We're very professional. But it's it's 2024. We're thinking I'm gonna ask you guys

Thinking a few days ahead to 2024, what do you think has changed by the time this episode goes up?

How many times have you farted in those two days, Dan?

Since the clock struck, since the ball fell in Times Square until the time this episode goes up?

No, from right now when we're recording until this episode goes up. Two days. Oh my.

How many times you fart in two days? Twenty-eight. In one each day or total? Total. Oh, that's just what you know about. I bet you that you fart all the time and you're sleeping and you're not like aware of them. Those are probably like aware of farts. But I would kind of like if there was like a little like odometer thing on my butthole that counted the farts, I think that's what it would say at the end. Like objective scientific, not just me. oh, I think 28, like 28. Like on your phone when it's like, oh, I got my steps in. And it's like, oh, I've hit my fargo for the day. You just put the Apple Watch on your ass for a couple days and then it tells you. Yeah. It's a weird app. We're all much more mature in 2024 that we can tell with certainty. Yeah, nothing, nothing else is, I don't think anything will change. Oh wait, actually, I've got a quick interior decor update for video patrons. I guess you could describe it. Amanda got this for me for my birthday. I finally put it up. Yeah. That's so cute. Candle plant holder. Look at that. There's no a fire escape. It's a metal fire escape like shelf.

I'm describing it for people who aren't looking at it. And I'm using it. It's got good sunlight on that wall. I'm using it for the propagating plants. You see some in water. Those are I trimmed off certain plants. You can put them in water for a bit and they'll grow roots. and then the ones in the pots are I repotted them.

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