I turned 32 in three days.

Wow, that's a big deal.

That's my golden birthday.

I didn't know that was a thing until like two years ago. What's a golden birthday? Thank you. We've started. That's the beginning of the episode. Let's talk about it. What's a golden birthday? I think people made this up recently. No, the first bit, the joke is that you can't have a golden birthday on your 32nd birthday, so I got both of you why what's the gimmick what's a golden

birthday I have to know the gimmick I guess I should explain it your golden birthday is when you turn the

age that your birthday falls on in the month so mine my birthday September 22nd mine was when I

turned 22 it's dumb I don't know it many people that take it seriously, but the joke was that

turning 32 will be my

golden birthday.

There's not,

no month has 32 days. Oh, because there's no. So Dan, I think this is a June. I'm 16th. So when you turn 16, you had a sweet 16. Yeah, but that wasn't a thing. No one talked about this in 2000.

No, that was,

this is a made-up thing so people can have a special birthday.

This is like one of these people,

this is like one of these people,

this is a made-up thing so people can have a special birthday. This is like one of these people. This is one of those birthday month people things. Yeah. Oh, it's international macaroni and cheese day. It's international, you know, pizza pocket day. It's like, no, it's just bullshit stuff. This is made up. 100%. Sometimes people see things as an opportunity to talk about themselves in this, like, extra, like, way.

Veterans.

The idea of a golden birthday.

Yeah.

The damn.

What the fuck?

Christopher Columbus.

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