So this doesn't start until Mike starts out with something weird is what I've noticed.

That's right.

We haven't begun.

You'll know when it's begun because Michael say something weird.

Mike say something weird.

Scoop a diving equipment up my butt.

Hey everybody, welcome back to Fire Escape Cast.

This is the 31st episode.

It is June 20th.

Welcome back.

I'm Mike Mahardi. That's Merrickish. Wait, was it the snorkel? No, I said scubaing, not snorkeling. That's Dan Reichert. Hello, that's me. Who's this man sitting next to me that's just constantly shuffling his shirt around? Special guest. That's my dad, Paul Reichert.

I'm showing off the Royals. It's mostly an audio product. They're probably not going to see this. There's a decent amount of people to see it. The patrons will see it. Wave for the patrons, dad. We like them more than anybody else. Wave for the patrons. You have to be a patron to see that wave. Blow them kisses. I'm in town for Dan's birthday

and for Father's Day

It's going to be a magical weekend

That's right

You just got out here You have to be a patron to see that wave. Blow them kisses. I'm in town for Dan's birthday and for Father's Day.

It's going to be a magical weekend.

That's right.

You just got out here. Well, if you're listening to this, yesterday was Father's Day. But last Thursday was Dan's Biday. That's a yes, that's right. I love to get a Baday for my birthday. I got one toilet in the house that doesn't have a bidet.

He's going to be all excited about my remote control bidet while he's doing his business in there. Have you ever done the bidet? How is what's your experience with bidet? Who are you talking to? You? I've never used one. I've never used one. What's your thoughts on it? I think it's weird and unnecessary. What do you think happens? water squirts up your ass. Okay, well, you got that figured out. Is the idea to clean off your ass?

Is that the whole point? Yes. Toilet paper wasn't working. Well, no, here's the thing. Like, you know, you do a big poop and then you go white back there. And usually it's just a giant just mess, some apocalyptic situation back there. Sure. If you do a bidet first, it's just like a little, little streak of brown and then you're good to go. But how can that be effective? It sprays water. Water is effective. Yeah, have you ever sprayed a hose at a dirty car or a sidewalk? You ever had a shower? I've shoved a hoe. What? Oh, you're Mr. Skidmark. That's right. I don't finish that story.

This is an opportunity for me to defend my honor and explain what I meant by that.

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