Hello everyone. Welcome back to the Fire Scape cast. It's episode 29. Welcome all you baby clowns.

Your clown babies. Get those big shoes and red noses and horn honkers and get in here.

Pile out of that car. Clown babies, baby clowns, we don't discriminate. We love both of them.

They're very different things. Don't conflate them. Dan, what's a clown baby?

I don't, it's a, it's a, it's a clown baby? I don't fucking it's a it's a

child of two clowns but it would come out like a normal human being and I would hope the mother

is also looking not clowny in the operating well is it technically. No incorrect. A clown baby

is a baby that is dressed like a clown. A baby clown is a clown that has popped out of a clown's hoo-ha.

Of course.

They're very different.

Getting all medical here.

Whoever you are, welcome.

Glad to see you.

I'm not a doctor.

I'm just the best goddamn podcast host on this side of the Mississippi.

We're on different sides of it.

Oh, well, us and Mary. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the best podcast host on this side of the Mississippi. Quiet. What does that leave me? I'm the best in fucking Connecticut? No. You're not hosting. You're just here. Am I not even the best in Connecticut? Who's here in Connecticut? That's a better podcast host. No, you're the, you're the flavor of the podcast. Oh, I'm the secret sauce, they say. I'm the brains. Dan's the looks, marries the wild card. Dan's also the athlete, the muscle. That all checks out. Yeah, this checks out. How's it going? Great. How are you? I'm good. Yeah? Just good? I'm pretty glonky. I'm pretty good. Glonky? I'm very good. Why am I so loud right now? I don't know. You're always, you're just, you're always this loud. Yeah, you're pretty loud. Am I really? Yes. I don't consider myself a loud person.

I think we should go back to glonky.

You don't consider yourself a loud person?

No.

I don't like literature.

That's the same thing.

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