Hey, hello, all you fire escape infants.

I'm so glad you came crawling back to Daddy Mike for episode 24.

I hate this the worst start we've ever had.

We're four seconds in.

I hate this more than any intro we've ever done this exact intro several times.

Yeah, anytime you do baby shit, it's just the grossest weirdest thing.

Ignore Uncle Danny.

This is your daddy, Daddy Mike, for the babies coming back.

I don't yet know what day it is.

I guess I could fill people in on an unfolding situation in the war room over here.

Uncle Dan and the babies.

Uncle Dan and cousin Mary.

Mary just posted on Twitter a poll to pretty much determine which day you're listening to this.

If you're listening on day one, it's either Monday the 14th or Tuesday, the 15th.

So if you're listening, you know more than we do right now because you know what day you're listening to this. Yeah. We don't. There's a game we want to talk about, but the embargo goes up on a Tuesday. Tunic. Which if you know every other week. Wait, can we not say that if the poll goes. I think you can say what the poll is. We just. We're waiting on Tunic embargo. It's tunic embargo watch 2021, 22. Yeah, I'm better than throwing episodes. What year is it? How can I never broken an embargo when I don't know what fucking year it is? Hey, all you babies with your clean diapers out there. Daddy Mike's here to change you, even though it's clean. I don't, I don't need dirty diapers to be dirty. I'm gonna get them off. What the fuck are you talking about? Stop talking. I mean, we're weirder. Cut that. Cut that, cut that, cut that. Christ. I went to, uh, what do you guys been up to? I just, I want to be, I like fatherly stuff. That's what I'm saying. Okay. What are you guys

been doing with your life? Playing video games and I don't know, hanging out, petting dogs.

Being normal, Mike. What have you been doing? Not that.

What are we been doing?

I have guests.

I have guests in the house for the first time, which is cool.

It's nice to try and host people and show them around Portland and gives you an excuse to go do stuff.

And it kind of makes you feel alive.

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