Hey, what's Gucci?

Oh, hey, what's Gucci?

All you infants, it's podcast daddy, and it's time for your fire escape and bath.

What?

It's our first episode of 2020.

Do you have fucking cue cards in front of you?

What is this shit?

Nothing.

I just love all my podcast infants.

You didn't just say all that weird shit off the top of your head. People don't think like that. I challenge you to prove that I don't. I have known you for a long time and actually it's not that surprising. It's our first episode of 2022. It's a new year for fire escape. Well, for everybody, really. Just for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the time this comes out, yes, I believe it will have crossed the Greenwich Mean Time.

The Time divider?

Oh, the ocean.

It's like a place in England where time becomes tomorrow?

The East Coast.

No, but there's the Greenwich Mean Time line.

If I wanted to understand time zones, I would have been a doctor of some sort. But yeah, no. That's not even what you would get a doctorate for. It's January 3rd. They're unrelated. 2022. It doesn't matter if you have a doctorate or not. You should be able to determine some kind of time zones. If anything, the profession that would be ideal for knowing time zones would be a pilot. Oh, yeah. There's got to be like a doctor of time. Like, I'm sure there's a word for it, right? There's like doctors of bugs and birds and stuff. Like, what is the time doctors? Like an expert on time? Time MD? Chronologists? Yeah, chronologists? Yeah, like in Command and Conquer.

Oh, a Chrono. Chronosphere guys. Yeah, the guys who work in the chronospheres. Chrono Legionaire? Yeah, yeah. Are you just using the word chrono? Those guys suck unless you have like 45 of them, as I learned during our stream. They suck if you're on defense too because it's never like there's a good fight. it's just like oh oh, here's a thousand assholes and they're blowing up my base and there's not even a fun fight. And then they suck if you're on offense and you have them because you can never actually do anything with them. Yeah, you need a lot in order to, what do they do? They send the building to another timeline. They do the little like Ghostbusters beams. And you have to have like 4,000 of them to like phase a fucking ore refinery out of existence.

Yeah, canonically they're sending it to have like 4,000 of them to like phase a fucking ore refinery out of existence.

Yeah. Canonically, they're sending it to a different timeline, I believe. Right, to a different World War II. Yeah. And it emits this loud humming if they're attacking one of your things. And also you're hearing. And I was like, yeah. Wow, wabwob, wabon, wab. Hey, is that the coolest alternate universe in a game is Command and Conquer?

I think that's probably the coolest, right? Like when the Soviets just fucked us up and invaded us? Well, it's just like normal tanks and missiles and guns and stuff, but then there's, like, weird shit. Like, that's my favorite kind of alternate history. That's kind of metal gear, right? Is that it just like guns and normal stuff? And then it's like, oh, but then there's weird stuff. Yeah. I think StarCraft is interesting. But Starcraft's like spacey alien bug, zerg stuff. You know, it's not like, I've never seen a serg. It's an alternate reality, Dan. Yeah, but I've seen, I've read a history, I've seen a history channel show before and I know that's what Command and Conquer looks like but then there's cool shit like Tesla tanks.

You could make a history show

where's I've seen a history channel show before, and I know that's what Command and Conquer looks like, but then there's cool shit like Tesla tanks.

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