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No, you got to roll with it.

I saw...

Take chicken shit, turn it into chicken salad. Keep going.

I got a notification on the bottom of my screen, and it was like, I thought it looked important, but it was just Windows saying, like, finish setting up windows.

You can't be distracted, man, you're a pro.

I don't, it wasn't funny. It was funny because I screwed up.

I guess I screwed up, guys.

Oh, we have to cancel the podcast.

This is episode 17. Welcome back. It is December 6th.

We're into December. It's the holidays. We're recording it on the second.

It's cold. It is cold. It's been getting cold around here. It's almost like it's winter in New York.

I'm finding that as it gets colder, like there are just full stretches of days where I literally don't step outside, which does not feel healthy, right?

It's not. You should go outside, but... It's cold. I can't do my hammock stuff. I can't do the walking around.

It's cold. That's what like winter garb is for. Winner is the best. You get to put on big,

thick ass, chunky hoodies. Everyone is the same potato silhouette. We are all equal in the eyes of Santa. Just put some more clothes on. Layers.

It's the fact that I'm working from home a lot of the time. Because I lived in Minnesota for five years. I dealt with those winters. But I was going to an office every day. So I think I was hardened to it. And now it's just like, well, I don't have to go out there and it seems shitty out there. Winter makes me hard as hell, too. Yeah. Yes. All the time. I'll never forget. We got three minutes in before he used it. He's ready to go. He's got it on his speed dial.

Whenever I say speed dial, it makes me feel old because I don't know if people say that anymore. Like the kids don't say speed dial, right? No. That's such a, that's an old person. Like, we're in our 30s. That's, we say speed dial, right? I don't think they dial at all. Most of the time, it's all texting based.. I bet 9-1-1 texts are, I don't know why I'm laughing, are much higher than calls now, because I would much rather text anyone than call them.

I don't think you can text 911.

I think you can. No, I've looked it up. And I think in some cities and countries, they have like a thing for that, but they don't for most.

I mean, that's ridiculous because in an emergency situation, I would much rather text someone, especially like a secret situation.

Of course. You're like in a closet or something. Yeah. But no, you can't look it up for your city.

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