All right. Next category is Cool Dude of the Year.

Gender Nuch.

Categories, or nominees are.

Joe Mosashi of Shinobi.

Samoa Joe from Pirate Yakuza.

Take going to grab me in beer.

Keniko from Silent Hill F.

Indiana Jones from Indiana Jones.

Atsu from Ghost of Yote.

Pizza Chef from Death Stranding 2.

King of All Cosmos of Once Upon a Kadamari fame.

Donkey Kong.

Samis. S Kong. Samus.

Sightseeing Mario.

What is that?

Mariah Waluigi.

Rooster from Arc Raiders.

Oh, yes.

Sure.

Sightseeing Mario is like backwards hat,

sunglasses,

Mario Sunshine, beach shirt, shorts, probably flip-flop. For Mario Kart. For Mario Kart World. They all have these different, like, like, you just see this fucking dude and it's like, man, that's a cool Mario. Mario's never, ever, ever been cool. You look at sighting Mario. Mario's not a cool character. I'm looking up. Which one do you want? I'll take this. thank you. I, okay, I think he's very cool, and I'm looking up. Which one do you want? I guess. Thank you. I, okay, I think he's very cool and I'm going to pull up a thing. You need to describe this man. I think he's very cool. Look how fucking cool that man. Yeah, he's a cool dude. All right. Yeah, flip flops. Is he smoking a sick? Why is there smoke coming out of his hand? Yeah. Yeah, no. Side sing Mario is fantastic. Yeah, he's cool. And then I will also pull up Mariah Ulloigi, just so you can see that, which is kind of exactly what you would expect him to look like. Mariahi Wauigi. This is just a good mariachi of it.

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