What's Gucci? Stanley Tucci. We're back with episode 115. This FireScapecast. I'm Mike. Your host as always, here with Dan who seems upset. I don't like that. You got to workshop that. No, don't even workshop it. Just scrap it and come up with something better. I tried workshop me last time and I couldn't find anything. I tried rhyming a bunch of actors' names with other greetings and it doesn't work. Real quick, do on right now. Don't think about it. Go. What's happening? Billy Crappinen? I like that better. But who is he?

That's our mascot. Was he in the Devil Wears Prada? Does he have a travel show?

Billy Crappinen is our new mascot. Introduce Mary. That's Mary Kish.

Whose name rhymes with Billy Crapp with... His name requires no introduction.

That's bad.

Which Billy Crappin's personality like? Who is Billy Crappin?

He has tried several times to get into Warhammer 40K painting mini-fs, but he doesn't have the space because he lives in a studio apartment and he works at a foster care center for cats. But a lot of people bring in dogs and lizards. And that's his main problem. He's trying to get people to, he's trying to remind people in his neighborhood that it's only a foster center for cats. But coincidentally, the neighborhood dogs and lizards have all developed a taste for cat food because so many of them are spending time at this foster care. So that's one of his problems. He also has stage sick. No, I'm not going to get grim about it. My goodness.

We're going to start a go fund me for Billy Crappinen. Yeah, yeah. For his medical bills.

We'll direct the money to the appropriate source. Don't you worry. The Crappinin family will

launch the Go Fundney. Game of the year, 2025 Fire Escape will be dedicated to the Crappenin family.

It'll be a Billy Krapinan fundraiser

for his, he has

unselfishly asked all the money. He has a

rectal problem. He's got internal

hemorrhoids. He

does ask that all the proceeds go

to the cat center though.

Those lizards and dogs need homes. Do you think internal hemorrhoids are worse? I've had external, and they're the worst thing ever. Do you think internal would be worse? I think internal hemorrhoids are just tumors. I feel like it would be the same thing, but it's like the thing when it's on the outside, it can rub against, you know, like, like, like, cloth and shit like that. And like, if it's inside, it's all just, like,

wet butt stuff. Like, I would think that would be, like, easier, right? Don't you think it's rubbing against your organs? Yeah, but that's, like, wet body stuff instead of, like, your underpants or like toilet paper, you know?

I don't know.

I imagine it would still mess with your physiology something. pants or like toilet paper, you know? I don't know.

I imagine it would still mess with your physiology somehow.

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