I'm I'm I'm The I'm The I'm I'm I'm I'm the I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Good morning. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good evening. Good evening. Good night. It's episode 11 of the fire escape cast. Shut the fuck up. Let me finish. And it's episode 11 of the firescape cast. I'm Mike Mahardi. We're here. I don't know what time of day you're listening to this during, but we're very happy you're here. You could have been anywhere.

Welcome.

It's too specific.

This is too specific for an intro. Literally the opposite of specific. I'm not trying to guess when they're listening to it. I'm giving them the whole day's worth. I'm just saying we're international, Dan. We have a huge fan base. Guys. you really just leaned hard into the time of day thing.

And that was very specific.

Typically,

it's just kind of a general just like,

hello everyone or hey, it's Tuesday, you know, that type of thing. Yeah, well, I did it differently today. We're in the double digits with these episodes now. I got to start evolving somehow. That's fine. We'll talk about it at the meeting. The meeting. Have I been missing this meeting every week? Yeah, we've been pissed about it. Dan, you told him about the meeting. Oh, shit. Is it secret or are you just not telling me about it? It was our pre-intervention mic meeting. It's just us and Jake. What would you tell me to like stop or do more of if you were to intervene on me as a host.

I think our audience does a good job of telling you what to stop doing.

That's very true.

Yeah, we're good.

Probably fewer poop stories of my, like, youth pooping on my leg would help.

I'm fine with the youth poop stories.

Yeah.

Farting probably isn't as funny to most people.

Farting's funniest if you can hear the fart.

Like talking about farting is second to hearing farts.

Very true.

Remember Dan's throat noise last episode?

Boy, I had no idea.

Because to me, in my skull, as the person doing that sound, I could barely hear it. But I guess my mouth is right next to this microphone. And so Bonk told me that she was walking and she starts just like cracking up out loud when she heard that thing. And then both of you guys at the same time asking what it was. And I was like, go back, go back. Where is that on the time code? I'm surprised that even picked up.

And she played it.

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