Folks, at home, as you can tell, this is not the voice of one Michael James Mahardi.

No, this is Dan Reichert.

Mike Maharty, based on his most recent Instagram story, is looking at maps of the Champagne

region of France.

I'm not kidding.

That is his most recent Instagram story is he got new books about the Champagne region

of France and he is pouring over

the maps. Mary is working. She's a professional. She's doing traveling for work right now. But I've lost

my co-host here. I've lost my good friends, Mike and Mary. But you know what they say when you lose

your co-host on a podcast? You look to your blood. You look to the click. You look to the Blake Club. That's right. I got Jeff Robb and Mike Nottie. Well, Grub, that was, you're doing the NWO guitar. That was actually a DX reference. Sure. Yeah, we're going to mix our metaphors here. Mike and Mary aren't here. So my 50% wrestling rule is off the table. So it's wrestling bonanza.

It's WrestleMania season. No, no, no, you don't, don't stop it. They're all scrambling in their cars to hit stop on this. Yeah, yeah, right now. I was just driving off of cliffs right now. Well, then that's the fast lane to WrestleMania. Welcome. That's true. This is the roadblock, brother.

Okay.

This is the one resp, brother. Okay.

This is the one respite people get from me talking about wrestling. And I will attempt to honor that on the Fire Escape Cast here, despite it being literally WrestleMania week. How could this is cruel and unusual, I would say, fellas. Yeah. Hey, don't, don't blame us. We're not going to hold you to that. I don't care if you break your rule. There's still a part of me that's like, this is like really old growing up Catholic stuff. And I'm like, they could just do WrestleMania on Easter? Yeah. Like, that's so loud. How do you think? A beautiful part about being, you know, many beautiful things about growing up Catholic. Yes, of course.

I think getting like 90 days off for Easter was good.

Sure.

I like that a lot.

You got your good Fridays, got your silly Saturdays, you got whatever Easter is.

They all have names.

Manic Monday.

Yeah.

Did you get a separate spring break? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Or sometimes they blended together. I don't know. There's all sorts of stuff. We just went to church one day a week. Tuesday was my mass day. Yeah. I can't remember. He just kind of sat there and, like, you know, church was pretty good compared to class. So you kind of took that in stride. It was tough for me because in class I would, like, doodle a lot. I got sent to the principal's office for doodling moral combat fatalities and stuff like that. And I kid you not, what this is probably incredibly sacrilegious. What I did to pass time in mass was because I couldn't doodle.

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