Fire and Spam

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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What happens when a firefighter goes Insta-official with a too-new boo? Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Honey, you got a damn duck.
0:04.3	Quack, quack.
0:04.6	Yeah, yeah, quack, quack.
0:05.8	Quack, quack.
0:08.4	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates Kira's updune.
0:19.4	Kira, you look gorge.
0:21.1	What's going on?
0:22.5	Oh, do you, are you enjoying my formal sweeping low bun?
0:27.2	Wait, you're just turning your head to the case.
0:29.2	That looks beautiful.
0:31.2	Oh, did you find candy in a pocket?
0:33.5	No, I just found a t-shirt in my dad's closet that has my face on it.
0:38.7	Okay, wait, so update for the listeners, you're not in your cat contraption. You're in a closet?
0:44.4	I'm in my dad's closet, which is where I record from when I'm at my parents' house.
0:49.2	Got it. Just so long as you never ask me to go into a closet because I've already done that.
0:55.3	Been there, done that.
0:57.3	Okay, so you had your trial for your looks today?
1:00.5	I did.
1:00.9	And the hair trial, I would say, was a success.
1:02.9	And the makeup trial was really bad.
1:05.7	Oh, no.
1:06.6	What can we tweak with the makeup?
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