Hey, and welcome to the Verdeskass of the week of March 10th 2014. I'm Josh Spolzky.

I'm T.C. Sadek, and this is my third week in captivity. Please help.

I'm Katie. Yeah, Katie. Good old T.C. and Katie. My two favorite people to do the

Verdeskass with. I look like there's an oil, an oil spill on my head with this

hair, with my hair. It's getting really long. It is getting long. Here's the

question. How long will it get? Pigtails long. I'm thinking mini pony. Yeah. The

same like Jared Leto. Yeah. I want to have like a Jared Leto style hair situation.

His hair is very long. I'll never be as beautiful as Jared Leto, but I can have long hair

like him. I want to be like, he looks like a beautiful horse running through the

fields of like no, like a tiny little pony. Like a pony. He loves a beautiful like a

beautiful buddy. Yeah. I think we, oh, we're drinking. Yeah. Look at him. He's a

beautiful man with a beautiful head of hair. I need to get some highlight. He has really nice

bone structure. He looks like a guy at Spaltar. He really does. Let's have a little

clink of the old chairs. What do they say in Canada when you cheers?

Cheers. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, our glasses touched. Sorry. Sorry. This is an aggressive

action. I didn't mean to. Please forgive this. Please forgive this intrusion on your personal

space. Someone asked me to wear this hat today. Who's someone? Who's that special

lady in your life? A special man. Someone in your life. Special lady. Maybe.

Special dude. Special bro, ham. I mean, I'm not judging. I'm, you know, whatever is,

I'm cool with whatever. I think it's barouman. Barouman? He just tweeted, oh,

so glad you're a cowboy. I'm an urban cowboy. Oh, yeah. Check it out. Show me my boots today.

Trying to bring my below tie, but I could. Yeah, this is the verge cast. This is the

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