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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Finding the Least Important Person

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:33.5

Kay Rock, Klein Alley's Show.

0:35.6

Later this morning, I'm going to talk to one of the charities that benefits from you buying tickets to K Rock's almost accruced to Christmas.

0:40.3

However, if you win your tickets right now, we will make it even sweeter by giving you floor access and VIP,

0:48.0

which means you get to go to all the pre parties, the side parties, the back parties, the forum club parties.

0:53.0

Those will all be at your disposal because

0:54.8

you'll have that lanyard that lets the world know you are a very important person.

0:58.4

Yeah, and it'll make up for all the parties you probably weren't invited to because you were a least

1:02.4

important person most of your life. I think that all of us can appreciate the feeling of being

1:07.2

least important. I was a middle child growing up, so I lived much of my life feeling very unimportant sandwich between two sisters that were doing great things and bringing home great grades, and one was the oldest, and one was the youngest, and I was just kind of the person there in the middle. Yeah, but you were the boys, isn't that something? My dad said that mattered a little bit, but I wasn't very athletic, so it didn't matter as much as you should have.

1:28.0

Yeah, he was a Nancy boy. Yeah, so he didn't say... Mancy boy. I think when you got your teeth knocked out from a, what was it, a grounder? He was like, he can't play sports. It was not totally my fault. There was a rock in the infield that no one saw. Anyway, the point... I'm going to get into radio.

1:45.5

I'm a creative.

1:47.1

So we will hear your stories as to why you feel that you are least

1:50.6

important person and we will turn that around for one of you by making you uh very important at

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