Finding My Husband: The Bar Is in Hell - Part 5

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Violet Benson

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🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Think you’ve had the worst date ever? Try going out with a musician… WORST. DATE. FINAL. BOSS.

From men wearing my Skims to guys with kids my age, the dating pool isn’t just in hell… it’s swimming in piss and UTIs. Welcome to Part 5, besties. Buckle up because this episode is UNHINGED and will have you laughing your socks off.

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0:00.0	And then he said, can I kiss you?
0:05.1	While he was talking about his ex.
0:08.2	And when I started laughing, he goes, what's so funny?
0:11.4	I'm actually being really brave right now.
0:13.5	It's Vila Benson, your favorite meme queen and the big sit you didn't ask for.
0:17.3	But see, welcome to almost Welcome to Almost Adulting.
0:25.6	Are you ready?
0:27.5	Hi, Bassiz. And welcome to a brand new Almost Adolting, the largest self-up podcast and movement.
0:33.2	You know, we're on destination to get inspired, grows a person, listen to me, talk my shit, I'm your Russian
0:41.3	big sister, giving you that tough love you may not want to hear what best believe you're going
0:44.3	to need. But today, today is not one of those days. Today, I'm bringing back another brand new
0:48.7	episode of Finding My Husband Part 5. Before we start this today's episode, don't forget to subscribe to my podcast
0:56.1	if you're a brand new listener, to share with your friends if you're a returning customer.
1:00.7	If you're returning listener, thank you so much for tuning back in. I love you. I appreciate you.
1:05.0	And I hope you're having a beautiful day. And I hope today's episode makes you laugh as much as
1:09.3	it made me laugh recording it. But you're going to laugh your pants off. So, yeah, if you even have five minutes after you finish listening to this episode to leave me a five-star review on the Apple podcast app, I would appreciate it tremendously. I read all of them. And it also helps my podcast. And then I also know whether or not you like this episode. I mean, the series or not. But yeah, share this series with your friends so then I can keep producing it.
1:31.6	All right. So let's get started. Let me firstly tell you about my matchmaking journey experience
1:37.0	so far. So after creating that whole profile, which took me a good amount of time because
1:42.0	I really tried to write everything about myself.
1:44.9	It felt like I turned in a 10,000 word page essay when the no one asked for.
1:50.0	Then I met with her for dinner, got her that steak dinner, took care of her, and I've been waiting on the matches.
1:57.1	So so far she sent me a couple of guys to consider.
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