Okay, I'm trying to update you guys in real time as things happen, even if I'm posting the episode

later on. So right now, I just got off a call with the guy and he just pissed me off. So I just

have to vent because I called my mom twice. I didn't answer. Tell me why these 40-year-olds are so

fucking stupid. They act like they're in the 20s. This man, this man who went out of his way to find me when

I matched with him on hinge. I've talked about him before in that other episode saying how there were

some, a few men, three guys who tracked me down after I matched with him on hinge and I found that

behavior attractive. So this guy, he's or was in London at the moment. He travels around.

Very vague about who he is, what he does for a living, all that shit. I don't have time for that

shit. Like the vagueness is not cute to me. I'm not trying to figure you out. I do not have the time.

I'm dying. Every day that I get older, I'm getting one day closer to death. I do not have the patience. Just tell me. Tell me. So I'm not wasting my time. He says, let's get on a call. And at that point, he was in London. We get on a call. We just got off that call. We get on a call. And I'm like, oh, what are you up to? I just finished playing tennis. Oh, where were you playing tennis? Malta.

Where's Malta? Where's that? Oh, Malta, that's next to another place. I have no idea. I'm not familiar with it because I've never been there. And I go, oh, uh-huh. And then he says some other places. Don't know them. mentioned some coffee shop there

don't know that coffee shop

it's like nexus spain

i forgot i don't know if he said in spain next to spain

i go oh Don't know them mentioned some coffee shop there don't know that coffee shop. It's like nexus Spain

I forgot I don't know if he said in Spain next to Spain. I go oh you're in Spain

Wait you were just in London like two days ago. It goes yeah I was but now I'm here

Like what are you doing in all these places? Um

Just I'm doing some research what's the research about you know just like super chill stuff. I, just, I'm doing some research. What's the research about? You know, just like super chill

stuff. I'm just like enjoying tennis, the coffee shops. I'm going to go surfing for the next two days.

And I go, oh, I'm so confused. Are you doing like environmental research? Is that your job? No,

that's not what I'm doing. I'm not, I'm not here for work. That's crazy, because you literally just fucking said, that's what you're doing. And I go, oh, wait, do you do environmental research? No, that's not my job. Okay, what, what do you do for a living, Ben? Oh, I'm unemployed. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm not laughing. Because that shit is just not funny to me. You're a 40 year old man. Do you have a job or not? Not funny. Like I understand breaking the ice or whatever it's called. But if you already found me and you've done enough research about me is the same shit that's already been happening with men, which I cannot stand, is where you know more about me and I still know nothing about you. So like get to the point, bro. So yeah, he left up of being unemployed. Yeah, no one's going to hire me because I'm always late to everything. And I'm like, yeah, totally relatable. Then I'm quiet. Then he goes, no, no, no. So I'm not here for work, but I'll go back to New York in a few days or in a few weeks, whatever he said. And I go, oh, is that where you usually work? Yeah, here and there. Then he's like, oh, my gosh, there was this Russian movie I think you should watch because he's also Russian in another ethnicity. He's like, there's this Russian movie you should watch and he starts talking about the movie that I do not care about because the first 10 minutes of the conversation so vague. I don't understand why he's constantly in these different countries. I don't really understand what he does for work. So when we hang up, I text him. Well, I lost service. Oh, and mind you. Another thing. He's like, where are you right now? And I said, I'm going to get Starbucks. I'm getting Starbucks for my housekeepers. And he's like where are you right now and i said i'm going to get Starbucks i'm getting

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