Tell me why the universe just send me a billionaire.

I'm talking billionaire, billionaire, like private Juts.

Family owns a bank, a freaking bank.

Mind you, right as I was finally considering sleeping with Bookman, yeah, remember that guy?

He's still around.

Right as I was considering letting him in side of me.

I'm talking introducing him to all seven gods gods so then when he's on his knees,

he can tell them that I'm the one he worships.

Quick silver reference.

If you're a book talk early, you know what I'm talking about.

Anyway, I feel like the universe is always going to test you to see if you're still a dumb bitch

and you're going to repeat your old patterns or if you're going to choose the man who makes you feel safe,

but he probably flies coach. Besties, what do I do? Like, I got to talk this out. I need your

help to figure out. What do I do? Please, help. Help. It's Vila Benson, your favorite meme queen

and the big sit you didn't ask for but

see welcome to almost adulting are you ready hi bassist and welcome to a brand new almost adulting

large yourself a podcast and movement we're all about

self-help and right now we've been having this small little series called finding my husband

where it's more about you helping me find my husband while I go through this whole process

and today we're doing part six I'm your your host, your bestie, your big sister,

your Russian big sister, and everything in between, Violeta, or as you would say in English,

Violeta. And thank you so much for tuning in. If you are a returning listener, I just want to say,

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