Finding Christmas Magic!
Rachel Uncensored
Rachel Ballinger
4.7 • 985 Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Big Tasty is back at McDonald's, but now it's a double. |
| 0:04.8 | It's the beefiest Big Tasty of all time ever! |
| 0:09.4 | Oh, got a bit intense there. |
| 0:11.3 | The new Double Big Tasty, now at McDonald's. |
| 0:15.0 | Available to the 4th of Jan, 2026, from 11 a.m., price and participation may vary, subject to availability. |
| 0:22.8 | Welcome to Rachel uncensored. What are the few places on the internet that you, whoever is listening, can find an uncensored version of me. |
| 0:33.9 | Hi, I'm Rachel Ballinger, and I've missed you. How you doing? Hold on for those viewing. I'm just going to move my camera a little bit. There we go. It wasn't centered. It wasn't centered. It's still not centered. Oh, but I didn't want you to see my doors open. You can see that my doors open. I feel off. It feels off. Maybe I should have done this before I started. The people listening are mad. People watching are mad. Who's not mad? Oh, |
| 0:55.4 | if I just move over, then it's center. We're getting it together. Merry Christmas Eve, |
| 1:03.7 | everybody. It is the Eve before Christmas. The night before Santa comes, the night before your elf on the shelf, I have absolutely no idea what the elf on the shelf does. |
| 1:17.4 | To my knowledge, the elf on the shelf causes mischief in the house, and if you touch it, Santa doesn't come. |
| 1:25.8 | But the elf is also keeping an eye on the kids and tattletailing. |
| 1:31.5 | But why is the, I'm sorry, I got to look it up. Brief story of the elf on the shelf. |
| 1:40.0 | The elf on the shelf story is about magical Scott elves sent from the North Pole to watch over children during Christmas and report their behavior to Santa. |
| 1:51.5 | Each night, the elf flies to the North Pole, then returns to hide in his new spot in the house for the children to find each morning, creating a daily game of hide-and-seek. |
| 2:02.2 | A key rule is that the children cannot touch the elf, or it will lose its Christmas magic, |
| 2:07.9 | though parents can move it and create mischievous scenes. |
| 2:11.6 | The tradition started as a family story by Carol, something word I can't pronounce, |
| 2:16.3 | inspired by her childhood elf,isbee, and became a |
| 2:20.4 | popular book in 2005, sparking creative family fun. Okay, so this is 20 years old. Oh my gosh. |
| 2:28.2 | Happy 20th anniversary to the elf on that motherfucking shelf. I'm moving. |
| 2:35.1 | Okay. Sorry, my back is still. It's a wikawaki still. So I got to get my right positioning here. So when I'm... I'm just... I'm a mess. But I'm in a good mood because it's Christmas Eve. Not when I'm filming. I can't lie to you guys. I'm filming this before I go to the East Coast. It's still like 14 days till Christmas |
| 2:53.4 | for me, but I'm so excited because this episode is Christmas Eve. And I just get the same |
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