I've had an online shopping disaster, which I need to tell you about.

You have an order of something in the wrong size again, you've got a gargantua and a tub

of cat food for that cat.

Well, it's almost as bad, it's a long, similar lines.

I was being very efficient, I was ordering my collagen capsules because you know obviously

we're all obsessed with collagen then.

Yes.

I do think they're making a difference.

Okay.

Ordered macollagen capsules, thought I'll order two jars, you know, loads of the stuff,

it's very efficient anyway.

A week later, opened it up, it wasn't capsules, it was powder.

And you have to take it in water and guess what it tastes like?

Well, I mean, there's all manner of taste you don't like, so that's what a big thing

is, you guess from fish paste.

Fish paste.

Oh, dear.

Not like those fish paste used to get any crab fish paste in your sandwiches for school.

Fish paste sandwiches.

That is what it tastes like.

And I've bought two jars of the stuff of open them, so I can't send it back.

Well, this is good for your highly sensitive person treatment, isn't it?

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