Find Out Who the Next Spider-Man is with Xavier Mortimer
Howie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
AMP Digital
3.1 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Can I just get like a sound when you realize I'm I have like a default bitch face like some |
| 0:07.3 | kind of like I'll say you look like a bitch that'll be the that'll be I mean that's going to be |
| 0:11.8 | the whole episode. You could be recording on this we're starting you're seeing the behind the |
| 0:18.0 | scenes of people have been complaining about your face and i know you |
| 0:21.3 | don't mean it but look at now you look but if you just smile all the time then you look like uh something |
| 0:25.8 | special something special i don't even know what the terminology to be politically correct is something |
| 0:31.4 | special right but just to smile when nothing don't do that but i don't know I don't know what I want you to get |
| 0:41.5 | your face straight before we bring in that I don't know what straight is because |
| 0:45.6 | a lot of comments for those of you who are watching we're getting a lot of comments |
| 0:50.0 | not only from you but from guests about my face about your face or they don't think while you're talking to them that you're interested. And I know you are. You have a face problem. I do have a face problem. So then practice. And then I'll bring in the guest. You ready to bring in a guest? Are you guys ready to bring in a guest? Are you ready? Yeah. Prepare your face. I'm sure that was prepared. Okay. I'm gonna enter, we're ready to bring in the guest. |
| 1:15.8 | Mm-hmm. Here we go. I love magic. I do. So I thought, and this is a great exercise |
| 1:24.3 | on your face. You can go, you can go walk in any time. |
| 1:27.5 | He can walk in. |
| 1:29.0 | It's Xavier Mortimer, one of the best magicians of our time. |
| 1:32.4 | Look at that, look how, look how happy she is to see you. |
| 1:35.9 | More, Xavier Mortimer is a guy who has his own show in Las Vegas. |
| 1:42.7 | He, uh, well, I met him the first time on AGT. |
| 1:47.0 | Um, and, uh, he's a great magician. |
| 1:50.0 | And I thought, what a great episode to focus on your, |
| 1:55.0 | you look like you're not interested in what I'm saying. |
| 1:57.0 | Dazzle her, dazzle her right now. |
| 2:00.0 | Go ahead. Can you take tape? |
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