Financial Audit's Most Evil Parents

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Self-improvement, Education, Business, Investing

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🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 101 minutes

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0:00.0	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube.
0:03.3	Our boyfriend has been living with us now for years and not paid a dime.
0:10.0	They're just kind of two-faced in a way and they can be a little rude at times.
0:14.9	It's part of it too. I mean, I am tired of doing everything. I mean, I literally do all of it.
0:22.6	He'll go to the gas station
0:24.6	and he'll sit there in the bathroom for hours.
0:26.6	Is this not all extra sketchy
0:28.6	with spending like an hour and a half
0:30.6	in McDonald's, spending four hours at home in the bathroom?
0:32.6	That would make me think drugs.
0:34.6	I don't even know how I started bathing.
0:36.6	I started bathing when I was like 15, 16, something.
0:39.9	Where for you guys?
0:42.3	This is a family of losers.
0:44.9	You're a loser.
0:46.1	You're a loser.
0:47.1	You don't even interact with your family.
0:48.6	Pretend 100% is you're walking out tomorrow.
0:51.1	0% is you would never even consider walking out.
0:53.9	Where you're at out tomorrow, 0% as you would never even consider walking out where you're at.
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