Financial Audit's Most Abusive Mother

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Self-improvement, Education, Business, Investing

4.3 • 892 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube.
0:03.0	Yeah, how'd you meet this guy?
0:04.0	He is my ex's brother.
0:07.0	Me and current boyfriend started messing around with each other.
0:12.0	Wife found out about it.
0:14.0	And we became a thruple.
0:16.0	Oh!
0:17.0	Homewrecker, skink, slud, horror. I mean, I'm sorry, you're everything. Well, I disagree. How am I supposed to get you in a position to take care of this child with these finances? I don't even know who you're going to be with next week, Breeding. What are you blowing? What are you blowing him? You know what people do while they're pregnant? A little nicotine is fine.
0:37.8	That is just not how the world works.
0:39.4	It really doesn't.
0:40.1	Yeah, but I have good luck.
0:42.8	Yeah.
0:45.2	Download the Dollar Wise budgeting app today and get a three-day free trial.
0:49.6	That's enough time for the automatic connections to give you the insights you need to change your financial
0:54.7	life. Tens of thousands of other people are changing their lives right now and you can too
0:59.5	with Dollar Wise. So take the free trial and if you like it, sign up for the annual version to save
1:04.1	a ton of money and get my detailed 30-day meal plan signed by me and mail directly to you.
1:09.3	Download now, Dollarwise.com or link in the
1:12.1	description below. Hi, I'm Sarah. I'm 23 from Akron, Ohio, and this is Financial Audit.
1:21.6	Okay, as I always say to the audience, I go in blind. And when you know I say that, you know we're in for a wild ride.
1:29.9	I looked over, read what the hook this episode is as you were introducing yourself, and my stomach dropped.
1:38.9	Got pregnant two weeks after rehab.
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