Finally: The Chrises

Thirst Aid Kit

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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2018

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

We never like to rank crushes, but we finally decided to talk about the Hollywood Chrises: Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Messina. (We think we've covered Chris Evans thoroughly enough in our season one finale so feel free to re-listen to that episode because we had to give the other fellas some love). Pine is just fine. Hemsworth makes us forget ourselves, and Messina... whew! Let us school you on why you have to stop overlooking that spark plug of a man. DASSIT. There are no more Chrises! However, Fanfic Wars is back! Did you miss the drabbles? We sure did. Stay tuned and stay thirsty, friends.
Do you need help figuring out your next crush? Drop us a line! Leave us a message at (765) 8-THIRST (765-884-4778) with your name and what kind of crush advice you're looking for, and maybe we'll answer your question in an upcoming Thirst Sommelier.
Follow us on Twitter @ThirstAidKit. Bim is @bimadew and Nichole is @tnwhiskeywoman. Find show notes, fanfic, and more on our Tumblr. Share your drabbles with us there or email them to us at thirstaidkit@slate.com. Our music is by Tanya Morgan. For your safety, we recommend that you avoid operating heavy machinery while listening to Thirst Aid Kit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Chris leaned over.
0:02.4	What do you like?
0:03.9	His accent was always stronger when it came to
0:07.8	Anything but vanilla I replied
0:10.4	He smiled in response with a gleam in his eye and
0:15.6	Everything
0:26.6	Like a broken printer and I love it
0:30.9	That was my porn music
0:32.9	I'm so sorry
0:47.9	Hi, boom hi Nicole. How are you?
0:50.6	Listen, I am refreshed. Yeah, I didn't do anything to refresh myself. I'm just saying I am refreshed
0:56.9	I feel like if you claim it will happen. Yeah, I haven't seen you ever I know it's been seven years
1:02.2	Yeah, and it's what's remarkable is we've been able to put out a show despite seven years of distance
1:07.6	I know that's because we know what we're doing. We really do shout out to black girl magic
1:12.7	Which is more often than not black girl hard work
1:18.5	How are you though? I'm good. I have been upstate. I was house sitting for some friends
1:23.8	And I use that opportunity to create my own little writing retreat
1:28.1	I need to get some stuff done right and it was
1:31.7	Very dark. I went driving at night and I am a huge punk about these things
1:37.2	So I was like, oh my god. I'm gonna have nightmares. I'm thinking about death and like wandering into the forest and trying to see
1:43.8	How many bodies are out there? It was sure. It was why I mean you say punk, but really what you mean is
1:49.4	Blessed with a very very active imagination. Yes
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