Hey guys, Whisp Lower here. Recently, Kim Jong-un has lost a lot of weight. He looks great.

Right, right, right.

But how did he do it?

Several weeks ago, I received an anonymous tip that Kim Jong had been smuggling his body

secret into the country.

Bill Bars

I suspect the dear leader was leaning down with Bill Bars when he began showing signs of

a burb domino definition. And it was all but confirmed when a close source gained access

and leaked his call logs.

Okay, so that's four cases of double charred by two cases of Peter Butter Brownie.

Oh, but I can get a deal for the case of one spedic cake, the birthday cake.

No, no birthday cake. What do I look like?

A f***ing 12 year old? I'm a man.

Oh, you're right. You're a man.

Yeah.

A four-born man.

And three cases of that new right, Chalka-Chip-Cock-E-Dum.

I'm actually choice to prove it, and then that was my favorite.

I know. Why? How did they make it take so long with my sugar?

Well, there you have it.

It's clear that we need to deep-built Bars eyes North Korea before they become so powerful

on the global stage that it's too late.

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