Hey everybody, Jake Young here. And a hoi, hoi, it's your boy, Holden McNeely. And we're excited to announce that the geekiest show on the last podcast network is getting a reboot. Wait, is it a reboot or a remake? Technically, this is what the studio is called a requal. Yes, they keep rebooting the same word. Mike! Tis I, and the slightly more flesh than I'd like, but don't you dare take away my Toblerone? Yes, Toblerone, Chapel's brother. Starting next week, Wizard of the Bruiser is evolving into the new Nerd of Mouth podcast with our new special awesome co-host, Mike Lawrence. Nerd of Mouth is the podcast that's less about geek culture cultures past and more about its present and future.

We'll talk about the stuff we love and the stuff that embarrasses us because if it's one thing

nerds need more, it's shame. We want it to feel like you're just hanging out with your nerd buddies,

but without the accompanying cheese-based smells. So starting in March, all wizard and the

bruiser stuff is going to switch over to nerd of mouth. That includes the RSS feeds and Patreon. And if you're already subbed to the old show, don't worry, the full archive will still be there when we switch over. So stay subbed. Once again, Wizard and the Bruiser is leveling up to become nerd of mouth, and it's all happening right here on the last podcast network.

There's no post-credit scene. Go listen to us. Hey, everybody, it's your wizard Holden McNeely.

And, oh, is this canonical now?

We're finally setting it in stone.

I'm the wizard.

You're the bruiser.

After all these years.

Because everybody knows, wizards are cooler than bruisers. So, yes. No, bruisers drink grog. They bang maidens fair. They beat up dragons or they get swallowed by the drug. Wizards are Polly, dude. So I don't even want to get into it, dude. Wizards are always in open relationships, which is clearly, as you can tell, by Poly people on the internet,

those are the coolest people around.

Wizards definitely jerk off on mountain tops while thinking about dragons.

Why are we doing this?

I feel like my mom's going to listen to this episode, and we're just immediately talking about,

like, jerking off dragons.

Because we're ending the show just the way we started, Holden.

That's right.

You read the title.

And yeah, folks, changes are coming.

This will be the final marquee wizard and the bruiser.

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