You could be watching a guy pissing in the creek at the Masters, or you could be with us winning your fantasy leagues.

Welcome to the fantasy NBA today podcast, a sports ethos presentation.

I am joined today by FSWA Hall of Famer Steve, Dr. A. Alexander, and NBA and NFL extraordinaire analyst John Marcells.

We got a huge show for you guys. We have just chaos in the NBA. Looking at my list,

oh, players to kind of keep an eye on here. We're going to be talking streamers, getting you through the Friday-Sunday action. I got 46 players of interest.

It's a sickness, folks.

46 players of interest.

You're going to have a seven-hour podcast.

Andre, our intrepid producer, said, let's keep it under 45.

And I had a spit-take.

But, guys, we're going to go through this and try to figure out how to steer the ship here.

You're obviously probably playing in a roto league.

I would imagine if you're going to the end here.

But as we discussed all last couple weeks, there are a lot of leagues that end their head-to-head playoffs this week.

So, you know, whatever your flavor is, we're going to get you

through it here. Let's start by just bringing in John. How are you doing over there, John?

What up? You said we could be watching the Masters or winning leagues. Why not both?

Well, news break, Dr. A is actually doing that right now. Anytime he looks over down into the left,

I believe he's watching a shot. Yeah, I've got it right. I've got it right under the camera,

so you can't even tell. That's beautiful, beautiful work there. I would like to go to sleep under this

desk. Personally, I have eight top three teams and another three that I think are in

contention over at the NFBKC or whatever the acronym is now. And that is crazy time. Spent the last

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