Oh my God, we're all waiting breathlessly that Bryce Underwood's in a good spot.

Throw a touchdown pass.

All right, let's get to the Lions.

We've got all week for portal stuff.

Dan Campbell talked a little bit there, but we wanted to ask you guys before we get to the offseason.

Let's take a look back at yesterday.

Your reaction to it, because I have to be honest, I was Lorenzo from Training Day.

How dare you?

How dare you play like that?

You haven't played like that in months.

Oh, but you're all hard up to go show Ben Johnson what's up. Well, cool. You're still

going home. You screwed up the draft position. You're out here doing dance moves to mock the

bears. You went all zone instead of that typical, we play man because we're men. Cool.

Where was it? And then I got to listen to another William Wallace speech by Dan Campbell in the locker room.

Oh, you've played for each other.

Okay, so then as Rico put it earlier, then what the hell were you doing in the last eight weeks?

You hated each other?

I'm tired of it.

And if you're going to call up on your way home from work and try to lecture me about a culture win,

let me help you with something.

Culture wins are as real as the tooth fairy.

No, no one creeps in your house and puts change under your pillow.

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