Welcome to the whatever dating talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape.

I'm your host, Brian Atlas. We're coming to you live from Santa Barbara, California,

every Sunday and Tuesday at 5 p.m. Pacific.

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nearly instantly with us and weigh in on the conversation, consider sending a TTS text to

speech message. $200 and up triggers TTS. TTS is via stream labs only. There is a slight

moderation delay with the TTS, and we are trying out this custom TTS feature. There is a link with

guide at the top of the description. You can still send, you still send it through streamlabs.com

slash whatever, but when you input your message, it can kind of do like a

customized thing. So that's, you guys can check it out. You guys can play, scroll down a little bit,

just scroll down. We won't play the example, but scroll down, keep going. There's all,

you can pick a custom voice to send it in, scroll all the way down, so you don't play it.

But we got Biden, Obama, Trump, whoever you want. There's Squidward, there's SpongeBob, so you can send it in kind of custom.

And, yeah, you can see the description for all the other triggers and full details.

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