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🗓️ 14 July 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey Better Babes, I'm Jonathan Van Ness, and welcome to The Monday Edit. This week, like every week, we are joined by our senior producer, Chris. Say hi, Chris. Hi, hello. We are here breaking down the news, pop culture, TikTok drama, beauty wrecks, and exploring our topics that we've covered over on getting better. That show drops every Wednesday here on the podcast feed and on YouTube and its full video glory. Are you guys loving the video? I know we are. Anyway, July, are we halfway through the month already? Get out of my face. Chris, sidebar. Do you know what I heard on NPR on my way to Pilates today? Tell me. I heard that the world spun its fucking fastest day because of the moon. |
0:39.9 | So we were 1.6 day, 1.6 seconds shorter than normal. |
0:45.4 | And we're going to have several upcoming shorter days. |
0:48.2 | So maybe that is why it just, but only like by like 0.6 seconds or something. |
0:53.1 | Or maybe it's one point six seconds. |
0:54.6 | The days keep getting shorter. The days keep getting shorter. |
0:57.1 | But even more than normal. Meanwhile, that totally gives me FOMO and it makes me sad. |
1:02.9 | And speaking of being sad, last week we had Dr. Judith Joseph. Wait, that was like not the |
1:08.3 | transition I meant for it to be you guys. The point is that we were talking about high functioning depression. And it turns out, I think I fucking have it. Yeah, same |
1:15.9 | girl. I think we're, I think we're running on high function depression over in this house. |
1:19.4 | I feel like, I think everyone besides, I think, here's my question. Is it possible to have |
1:26.3 | Mary Kate and Ashley money and still have high functioning depression? |
1:30.9 | Because if you can get to have that rot type money and still have it, then I think we should quit and just go turn tricks on a lake. |
1:40.5 | I mean, listen, I love turning tricks on a lake. |
1:44.4 | Also, here's another, like random. |
1:46.4 | Well, it's not random. |
1:47.2 | It's important. |
1:47.7 | But this was another takeaway for me from our social push on last week's episode. |
1:52.4 | So many comments in our TikTok about high functioned depression and the ADHD and girls |
1:57.6 | video. |
1:58.7 | Like, I feel like we need, like, do you guys, I think we need more ADHD, more like |
2:04.1 | mental health content around that. |
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