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Final Destination Review with Fart Simpson

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Tv & Film, After Shows, Film Reviews

4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Which Final Destination you ask? Don't worry about it. Lets just say that it's mostly about the first one. Synopsis Alex (don’t call him a psychic) Browning along with 40 other high school students board a plane to Paris for a school trip. While still boarding, Alex has a vision of the plane exploding and killing everyone on board. He causes a scene when he tries to warn others and as a result Alex, five other students, and one of their teachers are forced to leave the plane. While arguing in the terminal, they all witness the plane explode upon taking flight. They are all stunned that they cheated death, yet soon find out that death will not be cheated, because as the film posits… death a muhfucker. Review Final Destination, and the franchise that followed cracked the code of what horror fans really want: amusing deaths. We don’t really care if it’s a knife wielding psychopath, an ancient demon, or a possessed doll. As long as there are deaths that we can chuckle about and talk about afterwards, we’re game.  Final Destination removes all the clutter, and just focuses on delivering elaborate and ridiculous deaths. Sure it throws in some explanation and rules for why it is happening, but that is all window dressing. The result is a campy fun horror movie that is a fun watch. Score 7/10

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0:00.0

Are you tired of spending hours in food preparation and wish you could just set it and forget it?

0:05.0

Do you hate those old stubborn stains on the floor that regular cleansers just can't touch?

0:11.2

Are you tired of old dull knives that can't slice through tomatoes?

0:15.5

Are you tired of acne?

0:16.7

Are you tired of having to get out of bed to turn off the light?

0:21.3

Are you tired of your arms being cold when having to reach outside of a blanket?

0:25.6

Are you tired of your boat being sawn in half?

0:29.5

Are you tired of spills being too hard to wipe up with regular paper towels?

0:34.0

Are you tired of being tired and out of shape?

0:38.2

Well, we have the solution for you.

0:40.6

It's called death.

0:42.3

It will fix all of your problems permanently.

0:45.9

No need to call or go to a store.

0:47.7

It's coming to you already.

0:53.8

Music Is this a metal thing?

1:08.2

Yes.

1:09.3

David. David, what is this? What is this? Is this a metal thing? Yes. A little more taste.

1:11.4

David.

1:12.9

David, what is this?

1:13.9

Pretty big. Great break.

1:14.7

We have to kill a lot of people.

1:17.4

I'm just telling you what you want me to fuck.

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