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Final Destination: Bloodlines Review

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4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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In this installment of Final Destination a young woman named Iris defies death while on a romantic date with her boyfriend saving many lives. But death wont be cheated so easily. These sleepy citizens may have lived to see another day, but fate is on a mission to hunt them down. Years later, Iris’s children and grandchildren are caught in the crosshairs as death creeps along their bloodline leaving them in…shall we say…sticky situations. 



Review of Final Destination: Bloodlines



I have never been a fan of the final destination movies. They have one gimmick, and they stick to it no matter what which usually leaves me counting the remaining survivors in an attempt to guess how much longer I have to sit there and watch the movie. I was pleasantly surprised by this film. Don't get it wrong folks, it is exactly the same gimmick as before, but I felt like this movie uses a little more charm than other Final Destination movies I've seen. There are multiple nods and winks to the audience as the film sets up laughably stupid death scenes, just to pull back and be like “just kidding. You really thought we would kill the character off with this stupid trick?” Only for the rug to be pulled as another equally as stupid death scene unravels in a bloody mess. It subverted my expectations a couple times and genuinely caught me off guard with some horrific events that I did not see coming. The red herrings keep the movie interesting, as you can never really know when something is about to happen. The camera is zooming in on this warning label showing a man being crushed by a vending machine. Is that important? No. But for a second you thought it was. The deaths are gruesome but somehow look kind of real. These movies have a history of showcasing the most elaborate Rube Goldberg death scenes that while creative have never felt interesting to me. But this movie felt different. I really liked every death in the movie and I think its worth going to the theatre to experience them on the big screen. 



Score 7/10




Transcript

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0:00.0

Today we will be reviewing the new edition to the hit horror franchise Final Destination,

0:05.6

this time with 100% more bloodlines.

0:09.9

Today's episode is brought to you by deadrelatives.org.

0:13.7

Take a quick and easy mouth swab, send it in the mail, and in four to six weeks,

0:19.0

you'll receive a complete overview of your family history.

0:21.9

This includes ancestral lines going back generations as well as connections to any living

0:26.7

relatives within our database. Act now and you'll receive a certificate, uh, uh, uh, you'll receive

0:33.1

a death certificate with your legal name and an accurate prediction of your day of death.

0:41.2

That's all, folks.

0:47.3

Just abandoned the word certified.

0:50.0

Abort, abort.

0:51.2

Well, I realized I put certified death certificate, and that doesn't make any fun.

0:57.4

Is this a metal thing?

0:58.4

Yes.

1:00.0

A little taste.

1:01.3

David.

1:01.8

David.

1:02.3

David, what is this?

1:03.2

Pretty big.

1:04.8

Break.

1:04.9

I have to kill a lot of people.

1:07.5

Just tell me what you want me to fuck.

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