If scary movies get you dread, keep you up late night and bed.

Here's a podcast that will help you lose your mind.

We'll explain the fun real nicely, then we'll talk about what's frightening,

so you never have to have a spooky time.

It's ruined.

Hello, welcome to ruined.

I'm Hallie.

And I'm Allison.

And this is a podcast.

We ruin a horror movie just for you.

Just for each and every one of you.

Hallie, how are you?

You know, I'm doing okay.

I'm haunted by a comment I saw on Instagram asking us to maybe not start the podcast with the,

with the horrors, but I'm like, oh, but there's just so many of the horrors.

There are many, many horrors. But I am turning, I'm turning 41 on Sunday,

recording this Friday, May 16th. Oh, welcome to the club. I can't wait. I just want to

offer some life lessons, the lesson, which is a lesson

my mother is trying to teach me throughout my life, but of course I had ADHD and couldn't follow,

which is please, for the love of God, go to the dentist. You're not as long as it's bad,

because you get to the point where you're like, it's been so long, I'm so terrified. I don't want to know. I went, it was terrifying. And then it's like,

what can you do? It's fine. In any mean, the terrors will persist. So I guess that's the

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