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Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Amy smiled at Superman standing in front of her. I'm not a witch at all,

she said in her best Dorothy voice. Great movie. I'm Ronald, by the way. The costume party was just

kicking off, but Amy was exhausted.

"'She wasn't really the sort of person who liked to drink until all hours of the night,

"'surrounded by other people doing the same.

"'But the witch costume had been easy to find,

"'so at least that part hadn't required much effort.

"'Have you seen upstairs?' asked Ronald.

Amy shook her head.

Ronald's brother, who she knew through work, was hosting the party, which must have been

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