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FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

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4.9 • 1000 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It’s film night so grab your popcorn, pour a drink and fasten those seatbelts as it’s going to be a bumpy one!

Roman reveals he was in an Oscar-nominated movie, although audiences may have thought it was something else, and in unrelated news we discover Roman can do an uncanny Daniel Radcliffe impression.

Martin finds out what his audiences thought his worst film was AND we discover where Roman’s name came from …

P.S. How many movie quotes did I slip into this description.

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0:00.0	Sponsoring this series of FFS. My dad is Martin Kemp is Norwegian Cruise Line or NCL for short.
0:07.0	Yeah, now listen, Roe, because I know a thing or two about ships.
0:10.0	Oh, here we go.
0:11.0	Norwegian Cruise Line has been a trailblazer in shaping the Caribbean cruise experience as we know it today.
0:17.0	As the first cruise lines to offer weekly departure from the Caribbean.
0:20.0	NCL revolutionized the industry, right?
0:22.4	Making this stunning region more accessible to travellers worldwide.
0:26.6	From pioneering the concept of exclusive private islands with great Stuart K
0:31.0	to developing new ports across the Caribbean.
0:34.1	NCL's legacy and expertise have solidified its position as a leader in Caribbean
0:39.4	cruising. I mean, wow. Where have you pulled that from? I mean, look, okay, fine, you know
0:44.9	I think I'm too about ships. I'll take that. Now, one thing, though, that really stood out to me,
0:49.7	did you say private island? Yeah, I did, row. NCL was also the first cruise line to pioneer the concept of an
0:56.5	exclusive private island with Great Sterep K.
0:59.7	So you get to actually go to a private island? That's insane.
1:03.2	With NCL's new package, you can now get even more out of your cruise holiday.
1:07.6	Norwegian cruise line offers more with its brand new, more at sea package. More to see, more to do, more to enjoy. Do you want to start? Do you want me to
1:18.5	start? Me? I can't even know what I'm going to say today. What, do you want me to start?
1:24.5	All right, I'll give you something. I'll give you something to. I'm so, so stressed.
1:29.3	Why?
1:30.0	Because I think this time of year, everyone is just like, like everyone's work.
1:34.9	Basically, it's like a backlog of everyone not having done much work.
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