4.8 • 15.6K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You |
| 0:26.0 | Date me a podcast or a medical buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:30.0 | Even though I could take my shirt off and you go, |
| 0:34.0 | you yucky titties, I would say. |
| 0:38.0 | Oh, you like them one day. |
| 0:40.0 | Anyway, my guest today is an actress, a comedian, and a screenwriter. |
| 0:44.0 | She's seen her on SNL Happy Endings Black Monday in the shrink-next door. |
| 0:47.0 | She co-hosts the podcast Bitch Sash, a real housewives breakdown, |
| 0:51.0 | and then she got a new book. |
| 0:53.0 | The wreckage of my presence is available now wherever books are sold. |
| 0:57.0 | You better believe I'm talking about KC. |
| 1:01.0 | Wilson, pu-pu-pu-pu-pu-buh. |
| 1:03.0 | It's got pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop. |
| 1:07.0 | Hi, Nicole! I'm so happy to be here. |
| 1:09.0 | I'm happy that you're here. |
| 1:11.0 | I adore you. I think you're so fucking funny. |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, you're so sweet. |
| 1:17.0 | Thank you. Thank you. |
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