Film Sack 739: The Boondock Saints
Film Sack
Scott Johnson
4.6 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2026
⏱️ 92 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When I wet my flashing sword, |
| 0:04.0 | and my hand takes hold on judgment. |
| 0:09.0 | I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, |
| 0:12.0 | and I will repay those who hate me. |
| 0:17.0 | O Lord, raise me to thy right hand and count me among thy saints. |
| 0:23.6 | Jeez. |
| 0:40.3 | Kind of makes me feel like river dancing. This is Filmzac. |
| 0:43.3 | Oh, sure. |
| 0:59.5 | Hello, everybody. Welcome to FilmSack. Yeah, that's right. This is FilmSack, |
| 1:06.7 | minding the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind. This is episode 739. |
| 1:49.0 | I am Scott Johnson joined today by Brian. I will never forget the time. He pulled that toilet out of the ground with his bare hands done away. We're pulling it up and we're throwing it out. Oh, hi. This week on Twin Sack, we kissed the giant wooden representation of the sweet feet of our Catholic Lord and Savior. Hmm, is that sandal wood with just a touch a pledge wood cleaner mixed in with the sinful kisses of a thousand sweaty Irishman? And our reward for being the good boondock saints that we are? A leaky roof prison vision to shake off the indifference of good men and to get busy would bring in vigilante justice to our local community in the form of tandem acts of violence pre-capped by hold on i got to slow down here i don't want to say it wrong and don't i don't want you to hear it wrong a homophonic pun named character played by willem defoe |
| 1:55.4 | that sounds a lot like the size of his unit now Now, now say this, |
| 2:02.7 | now say the made-up family prayer that will eventually lead us back to daddy. |
| 2:04.6 | Spoiler. |
| 2:05.3 | In this 1999, |
| 2:06.6 | action crime thriller, |
| 2:07.7 | hitching a ride like a detached thumb |
| 2:09.7 | back to the crime lab |
| 2:10.8 | in small pecker's pocket. |
| 2:12.5 | Anywho, |
| 2:13.8 | when me and my twin brother |
| 2:15.2 | ain't drinking, |
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