Film Sack 728: BLADE
Film Sack
Scott Johnson
4.6 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 7 December 2025
⏱️ 103 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I found him when he was 13. He'd been living on the streets, feeding off the homeless. |
| 0:05.0 | His need for blood had taken hold of puberty. |
| 0:07.0 | I took him for a vampire first. |
| 0:10.0 | Almost killed him, too. Crosses don't do squatt. |
| 0:31.2 | This is film sack. |
| 0:33.7 | They don't do squat. |
| 0:45.3 | Oh! They don't do squat. Oh, sure. Hello everybody and welcome to the film sack show. |
| 1:00.0 | The show about filming. |
| 1:01.9 | Welcome to FilmTack, everybody. |
| 1:03.3 | This is episode 728, |
| 1:04.7 | mind of the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind. |
| 1:06.9 | My name is Scott Johnson and I am joined today by Brian or with Brian. Every time I shoot him with a silver bullet, he disintegrates like a crispy marshmallow done away. |
| 1:16.9 | Ouch, that's hurt. |
| 1:18.2 | Stop it. |
| 1:18.8 | Oh, hi. |
| 1:19.3 | This week on film sack. |
| 1:20.5 | We grab our pure silver. |
| 1:21.7 | How can we possibly afford this on our salary? |
| 1:23.6 | Vampire stabbing blade and put on our iconic day walker. |
| 1:27.1 | Donald Lodge wishes he had these shades for |
| 1:29.6 | some midnight raving and totally not a stephen dwarf bloodsucker party in the city now calling you |
| 1:34.5 | from the shadows of whatever dark web streaming service you had to sell your soul to watch this film |
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