Film Sack 683: Reindeer Games

Film Sack

Scott Johnson

Tv & Film

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2024

⏱️ 96 minutes

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On this week's episode of Film Sack, Reindeer Games! After assuming his dead cell-mate's identity to get with the other man's girlfriend, an ex-convict finds himself a reluctant participant in a casino heist.

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0:00.0	Tell you the truth, I never was much for the holidays.
0:04.0	Been forever since I'd known a holiday.
0:07.0	Since I'd seen my family.
0:10.0	Since I'd been with a girl.
0:12.0	Since I'd driven a car.
0:15.0	You see, cars were what put me here.
0:18.0	Iron Mountain, maximum security. I was riding a hard five for Grand
0:23.5	Theft Auto. Meanwhile, most of my esteemed raping and murdering colleagues were up for parole
0:28.3	in three. The world works like that sometimes. Holiday Jello.
0:49.6	This is FilmTack.
0:52.1	This is film time.
1:06.0	Oh, sure. Hello, greetings, and Merry Christmas.
1:15.1	This is FilmSack.
1:16.8	Minding the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind.
1:19.3	This is episode 683.
1:21.4	I'm Scott Johnson, and I'm joined today by Brian.
1:24.9	Who says Batman and Spock's dad never hung out in prison done away?
1:28.5	Oh, he did. Oh, hi. This week on FilmSack, we're released from prison just in time for the holidays
1:34.8	and the gift that is the awkwardly framed foreground close-ups of Gary Seneas' monster eyebags.
1:40.9	And unlike Rudolph, who was excluded from all the reindeer games, because of his shiny red nose, we send four Films-Sac Union Santa's Inn, which is what witnesses will say, to hook up with the early 2000s action thriller our soulmate got us horny about. Now sleeping with her brother on Paramount Plus, parupa, pum,ampum, apparently this poor boy did have gifts to brings.
2:03.9	Uh, ride in a hard five.
2:05.3	Anywho, the police just showed up and wanted to know if I recently received any
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