I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a catholic rosary, and there are 108 stitches in a baseball.

When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.

But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me.

I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never born.

Poke. Yeah, what do you think of Poke?

This is Filmsack.

Hello, and welcome to Filmsack. This is Filmsack. Mine are the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind, and this is episode 620.

I'm Scott Johnson, joined today by Brian. He will never forget that time. He got strapped to a bed and was forced to listen to Walt Whitman done away.

No, not only will I never forget it, I'll savor it every day. Oh, hi. Reminder this intro reflects the nature of the content we consumed.

R.F. Bomb lays sexual romp. You have been warned. Now, this week on Filmsack, we snort blow and bitch like a bull smashed in the nut bag with a home run hitter from the infield of the streaming service formerly known as HBO Max.

Where we are left with our mouse, the gate and I stare at this late 80s action sports comedy drama set in Durham, North Carolina.

With the soft core porn of more Tim Robbins, but than I ever cared to see minor league meat heat aimed right up Susan Sarandons for muted triangle of seasonal love, only to discover catcher crash cast Casna.

Casna already lost and squatting up in that business and calling all the pitches and showing deuces at the theater of the crotch.

Is he shaking me off? Here comes the heat. Anywho. Hey, listen, lady. I don't compete for love because I believe in the soul. The man junk, the lady junk.

He writes of a woman to have a tram stamp without being criticized condoms. Wheaties after long making love making sessions, condoms again.

I believe that the poems of Walt Whitman Whitman are self-indulgent overrated crap that I absolutely love. Now, time me up and let's hear it.

Also, I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing little tiny underwear for men. I believe in this sweet spot. I also believe that you believe there's a G spot.

Is it here? No? Here? No? Shit. And finally, I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for like three minutes tops.

Anything else is a dental exam. Randy, tell me off. I'm going to the show.

Strong ending. Nicely done. I'd like to thank you for not saying the show 17 times. You're so welcome. I'm going to the show, baby.

You were the show. What was the show like? You were the show. Yeah, you got the show. Also with this Randy, he always hits that huge ball. Sorry, I ended that wrong.

He always hits that huge bowl in the face in center field, the Jordan Aloha. Scott Brian Brian Randy. Everyone get into the shower together because that's something that would happen.

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