We're reporting to you live from the near north side home of Dr. Richard Kimball, a respected

vascular surgeon at Chicago Memorial Hospital. Details are sketchy at this hour, but we understand

that Dr. Kimball's wife Helen was found murdered in the home this evening. And right now,

Area 6 detectives are bringing out Dr. Kimball. We assume that they are going to be taking him to

a police station, probably Area 6 at Belmont and Western, where they hope that he will be able

to shed some light on what happened here this evening.

Don't let him give you any shit about your ponytail, either.

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Hello, and welcome to FilmSack. This is FilmSack, mind of the very depths of

for film entertainment for all mankind. This is Episode 565. I'm Scott Johnson.

Join today by Brian. He's the guy in the freaky chicken suit sample suit free. Sorry,

free chicken sample suit done away. Wait, wait, wait, wait, are we doing U.S.

Marshall's first? Are we doing the fugitive first? I think I'm on the wrong tab.

Hold on. It's episode. Hey, you just need to make sure. Hey, y'all, it's Episode 564.

And here's Brian. He don't care done away. Oh, hi. I hope I'm reading the right intro.

I didn't kill my wife. Oh, sorry about that. I'm a little sensitive about the subject

ever since they sentenced me to death for one possible drunken spouse murder that involved a single

gunshot wound to the gut and maybe a decorative ball mall with a marble ball love tap to the head.

Didn't even knock her out because yeah, I have nothing else in my record other than being

an upstanding citizen and respected doctor of this state, including but not limited to my work with

generic sounding children's research aid foundation and a Chicago St. Patrick's Day leprechaun's

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