Hey guys, before we start the show today, I just wanted to mention, we're very excited about this.

We've been doing the show for a long time now since October of 2009,

and a lot of you have been listening since those early days, and a lot of you maybe who came

late have gone back and listened to all those episodes. We finally decided it was time for us to pay

a few bills, and that means we're going to start doing a Patreon at patreon.com slash film sec.

It's not going to change for anyone out there who either doesn't want to do that or can't afford it

or whatever your reasons are. It's 100% fine with us. The show continues as normal. You'll get it

every week and you get it on the feed and you just get the show however you get it. That'll be normal,

but if you want a bunch of bonus content, which will go too much more deeper in this episode,

so you understand what we're coming from. It'll be at the end of the episodes, so don't worry,

it's not full of commercials or anything. You'll learn all about it, but if you want more,

and a way to support your favorite film show, now's the time. Patreon.com slash film sec.

Hello? Hello, sweetie.

Buddy. It's early. I just want to let you know I'm sending you something.

Does it smell nice? No, really smartly.

Does it have a receipt? I'm sending it to you from the store.

Why don't you just come by and we'll have some breakfast?

Well, it'll be a long trip. I'm in Venice.

Do you like my virginity as well?

Oh, sure.

Hello, and welcome everyone back to FilmSack. This is FilmSack episode 554,

for the week of, well, it's actually Monday. It's a freaking Memorial Day. Happy Memorial Day,

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