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I know it does. I've seen it.

This is FilmSack.

Oh, sure.

Hello, and welcome to FilmSack. This is FilmSack, mining the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind.

Film entertainment. It is episode 535 from November 20th, 2021. I'm Scott Johnson, joined today by Brian.

He thought he was cool till he saw Trinity Somersault through the subway turnstiles done away.

Oh, that was sweet. There's a lot of somersaulting on the roof on the ceiling everything. Oh, hi.

Hi. Why FilmSack? Why do you do it? Why queue up another film on yet another streaming service? Why keep watching crappy movies?

Do you believe you're fighting for something? Can you tell me what it is? Tell me. Do you even know? Is it money or fame?

Perhaps respect? Yes? No? Maybe? Could it be for love?

Illusions, FilmSack. Vigories of perception. The temporary constructs of people mind intellect. Human. Oh, I'm sorry.

Let me start that back over the sentence. The temporary constructs of people human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is some without meaning or purpose.

And all of them as artificial as the internet itself. Although although only a human mind could invent something as insipid, insipid as love.

There's a glitch in the matrix. I can't read. You must be able to see it. I mean, I don't read this. I make this up on the fly. You must be able to see it.

FilmSack, you must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why FilmSack? Why do you persist?

Because you choose to, all the stupid, beep, reboot complete. Oh, man, this rebar impaled me pretty bad. Randy, quick, kiss me before my corpse and it makes this whole thing weird.

Also, cookies are just a construct of a mom's love.

Oh, I got deep. You did it. You got way deep. Now I can't go on. No, yes, I can. It's also joining us, Randy. Where did all those street rats get all those functioning mechs, Jordan?

Aloha, Scott. Brian. Brian. Now listen up. We only have a few more hours or minutes or I don't really know some variable amount of time before the aliens break through and attack us.

Now, if you're like me and you don't want to die, I've got some good news for you. We've spent the last few days or years or I don't really know how long, but we've spent it creating the amazing war machines that we're going to use against the income.

That's right, everyone. We're a subplot and we've officially become a tower defense game and we're going to survive as long as all of you follow my three rules for successful tower defense.

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