Film Sack 529: Hatchet

Film Sack

Scott Johnson

Tv & Film

4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2021

⏱️ 121 minutes

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When a group of tourists in a New Orleans haunted swamp tour find themselves stranded in the wilderness, their evening of fun and spooks turns into a horrific nightmare. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thanks to BetterHelp for supporting FilmSack. For 10% off your first month, go to BetterHelp.com
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0:08.1	Okay, everyone. If you take a look out your right side, you'll see the legendary St. Louis
0:12.9	Cemetery number one, founded in 1789. This is the rest in place of the first black
0:20.9	mayor of New Orleans, Ernest Moriel. It is also believed to be the burial site of the infamous
0:27.0	Voodoo Cream Re-Level. Yes, sir.
0:46.8	Haven't you seen enough boobs?
0:49.6	This is FilmSack.
0:57.2	Oh, sure.
1:11.8	Welcome to FilmSack, everybody. This is FilmSack.
1:14.0	Mining to very depths of film entertainment for all mankind since 2009. This is Episode 529.
1:19.6	I'm Scott Johnson. Join today by how long is it going to take you to finally pee completely done
1:24.1	away? Oh, that could be a moment. Oh, hi. And welcome to the Boob's Gone Wild podcast.
1:32.4	Here's my card. Totally didn't make that on my wife's printer. That's for finances and kid
1:36.8	school projects and stuff. Not porn printing. I mean, come on. This is 2006. Who has that
1:41.9	sort of technology anyway? Nobody. All right. This is not a visual medium podcast. I am going to
1:47.9	have to contextualize these boobies for the listeners. So imagine, Marty Grah. Beads for boob's
1:53.7	and boob's for beads. But wait, it's October. And you know what that means. That's right.
1:58.8	Haunted swamp tours and running from the guy with the one-handed axe wound in his Nurofibromatosis face.
2:05.9	Not his fault. He was born that way. Don't look at Momma Momma Mottosis face.
2:11.9	Well, look speak of the devil. There is old one-handed axe man now, not a hatchet. Oh, no, he is
2:19.5	He's using a belt sander on my crotch.
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