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Given your situation, I can't say I fully understand your reasons for volunteering to operate on board my ship.

However, if you wish to continue to do so, I must ask you to do one thing.

What's that, sir?

To trust me.

This is FilmSack.

Oh, sure.

Hello, everyone. Welcome back to FilmSack. Sorry, I really like lipstick, guys. Welcome back to FilmSack.

This is FilmSack, minding very depths of film entertainment. For all mankind, this is episode 527.

What's got Johnson joined today by Brian. I bet Zion smells like sock soaked in pee and pit drippings of it.

They're done away. Sorry, wrong time.

What? How did you know about the pee and drippings? Oh, hi.

Zah. It is true what many of you have heard. We do live in an abandoned, industrialized cave under the earth to hide from the sentient machines above who wish to control us.

Also, it is true. It is very hot in this cave.

Due to all the machines producing water, it's something I don't really understand how it works, or the other machines that take the pee pee away.

I'm not sure how that works either.

Okay, I see I'm starting to lose some of you on the pee pee thing.

Alright, back to this hot in part because of all the horniness.

Perhaps the horniness is because it is hot. I don't know.

Here, let me unbutton my shirt. Wait, the shirt has no buttons because it's not really a shirt but more of a nipple teaser.

You ever had someone finger port holes? These are the great mysteries of existence.

Speaking of mysteries, I would now like to introduce Randy, another name for horny, who is going to lay out his plan of attack against the machines that involves a flying motorcycle, a guard check, and a skin tight rubber onesie.

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