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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to FilmSack. This is FilmSack,

mind of the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind, episode 500 and 13.

I'm Scott Johnson, joined today by Brian. How's the guy supposed to suck water from these

branches with all this alien shit going on done away?

Hmm, it's a taste like...

Tree, gross water. Oh, hi! I am Carl Weathers' right arm. No over here. You're

other right. You may remember me from such movies as Rocky 1, Rocky 2, Rocky 4, and Rocky 3.

Sure, I've done other things like football in the early 70s and later on some TV appearances.

Oh, and that one time in Close Encounters the Third Kind opposite Richard Drifes' potato pile.

Who acted better? It's a tie. Anywho, I've been hitting the jump pretty hard these days,

preparing for my latest role that pits me against Arnold Schwarzenegger's right arm.

It's going to be epic. Arnold gave son of a bitch. Mid-air arm muscle arm hug.

Loved and engaged. Yeah, look at that flex. It's like porn for bodybuilders. I mean, just look at

that oily, buttery, smooth vein. Wait, hold on a second. What's that back? You say you saw

something in the woods and now you must annihilate it? I'm in. Yeah, is that the sound of a chain

gun? Anyone got one better? Anybody? What is that? Chewbacca? Yeah, look at those arm muscles jiggle.

Hey, can arms have penises? It's like porn for bodybuilders. Oh, I guess that's too far, right?

Too far for this movie, really? Whatever this movie humble brags about the size of a lady's vagina.

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