Hey, you guys. Scott here real quick. I made a game a card game. It's called rock runners incorporated. In fact, we talk about it on this episode a little bit, not a ton, but it's in its waning few days of its Kickstarter. And if you get on board now, you can still get the benefits of getting on now. So go check it out. You learn all about it. It's really fun. You got up to four people want to play a fun competitive, easy to learn hard to master game with the, you know, your best friends or family or whatever. It's really cool. I think you'll like it. Especially if you liked it.

This week's movie because it turns out there are some connections. Anyway, go learn all about it at rockrunners.art. That's the short way to get to the Kickstarter. That's rockrunners.art. And if you'd rather you can go to Kickstarter.com and just search for rock runners. Attention, all personnel. The room is sealed. I repeat the room is sealed.

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Welcome, everyone, to an episode of film's act. Yeah, that's right. Film's act. Mining the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind. This is episode 512. That's a fun little computer number, you know, you can get 512 kids and one megabyte and then you know all that. Anyway, welcome to that episode of the show. My name is Scott Johnson and I'm joined by Brian. Please don't pull that zip cord. He has hanged

out of his pants done away. Already did. Oh, hi. Squarespace meets of Mars. How may I help you? Hold on. What's that, Tony? We changed the name. Oh, that name was already taken back in the early 2000s on Earth, Squarespace. Okay. So did we go with our second picked in, picked in space? What the hell is a muppet? How about GrubHub in space? Been done. All right. Look, man. We make the finest, unetically squared.

Jacked up hogs in space, and I'll have to get back to you on that name. All right. Now, how may I help you? What's that? Do we have any hauling jobs? Why, yes, yes, we do.

It's a matter of fact, we got some squared pigs that need to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home to Earth to meet their fate as a number one ingredient and some of New York's finest street dogs. So you interested?

We have anything sexier, sexier than hogs at Stack. Say, you made one of them company but boys, are you sure? All right. Well, I do have a little side hustle that is off the books. So don't tell Tony, how do you feel about a load of stackable manly processes with low,

ambuletrical Wang pulses delivered to a Mr. Brian Ibbets of Earth. Oh, and has to be there by Saturday night. You're interested? Excellent. I'll get to making up a fake manifest. I'm just going to put down the cargo as

sexier killer robots and latex to deliver to low earth orbit. Hold on a second. Hey, what's that cooking smells like somebody has cooking hamburgers? Is that you, Tony? Oh, shit. I got to go. I think Tony tried to make his

theory of gravity hot dog out of the manly processes. I'll see you Saturday, Randy.

The manly processes. Holy shit. He's talking about my dick, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Charles Dance, man. We have things to say about that guy. All right. Also with us, Randy, Mr. Zesty Jordan.

Oh, Aloha. Scott Brian, Brian, thank you for cracking your front door open a couple of inches so that I can tell you about this

amazing all-in-one cleaning product while I keep my foot firmly placed in between the door and the frame. You're clearly trying to close it

back to when it comes to situations like this. There's not a lot we can do. We just hope that our cooperative attitudes and

sunny dispositions see us clear. I know. You think I'm trying to have sex with you? And I am. But wait, wait, wait, wait. I've got

three good reasons for you to let me give it a try. Number one, I rebuilt everything. Every organ. Yes, even that one.

And you know that if men could choose how big to build that organ, it would be a terrible thing for the rest of humanity.

Number two, I'll be quick. Seriously, I will be so fast. Look, as you know, every woman wants it to be super

quick. I pray, I pray you allow me a few moments to coordinate. My seldom used reproductive sequencer. Number three, you don't have to look. Were you not

changed to a major support beam of my ship? I wouldn't stand a chance of having sex with someone. So alluring is you. Just close your eyes and

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