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Cranston, Lamont Cranston, you know my real name. Yes.

I also know that for as long as you can remember, you struggled against your own black heart

and always lost, you watched your spirit. Your very face changed as the beast

closes way out from within you. You're in great pain, aren't you?

He doesn't even speak Chinese. This is FilmSack.

Hello everyone, welcome back to FilmSack. This is FilmSack, episode 507,

minding the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind since 2009.

I'm Scott Johnson, joined today by Brian, shoot through him done away.

Oh, don't shoot through him. Shoot around him. Oh, hi. Welcome to that most wretched layer of villainy.

The internet, a series of pneumatic tubes that lead into homes, apartments, businesses,

apartments, businesses, and back alleys of our lives. Do I know what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Oh yeah, you better believe I do. I'm the tube man. Hey Billy, how are you enjoying yourself so far

on bringing your kid to work day? I bet you didn't know your old man was so important, did you?

Yep, operating the tubes is an important job, Billy. It's how this town keeps moving.

It's not just the taxes up above, it's all the guys like your dad working down below too.

Watch your hands, Billy. You don't want to get sucked up into one of them tubes.

Yep, pretty important business down here, Billy. Oh look, it's an incoming message.

Careful, that one almost got you, Billy. Hmm, looks like it's a message from the

false up top. Dear tube man, hey that's your old man, Billy.

Due to recent technology advances, your position has been eliminated, signed the shadow.

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