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Film Sack

Film Sack 498: Sunshine

Film Sack

Scott Johnson

Tv & Film

4.61.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2021

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

A team of international astronauts are sent on a dangerous mission to reignite the dying Sun with a nuclear fission bomb in 2057.

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0:00.0

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0:06.8

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0:09.6

And here's what you've got to do to get it.

0:11.2

Go to buy Raycon.

0:12.4

com slash Film sack. Our son is

0:15.2

dying. Mankind faces extinction. Seven years ago the Icarus Project sent a mission to restart the Sun, but that mission was lost before it reached the Star.

0:40.0

Sixteen months ago I, I, Robert Kappa and a crew of 7 left Earth frozen in a solar winter.

1:27.0

Our payload, a stellar bomb. Kappa. This is Kappa? Oh sure. Hello everyone welcome to Film Sack this is Film Sack This is Film Sack money the very depths of film entertainment for all mankind, episode 498 of the weekend

1:36.3

of Saturday, January, the 15th, 16th of 2021.

1:40.4

I'm Scott Johnson joined today by Brian he's living outbreak of manliness no he's a living

1:47.4

outbreak of manliness done away.

1:50.4

Yeah oh hi dear dear Ma and Pa from your boy in space. Remember how you said nothing never good from staring at the sun for 12 hours a day and then the sun quit on us and then you blame me for that and then I had a

2:04.3

kidnap old man Elon Musk so he would agree to let me join space force so I could fly to our

2:08.7

dying son with some other astronauts and scientists to restart the sun with some explosives the

2:13.9

explosive the size of Manhattan.

2:15.0

Well, get out your sun umbrellas, we're almost there.

2:20.0

Is anyone else hot?

2:22.0

I'm really sweating balls over here. Oh yeah dad I asked him about your idea about why don't they just move the dangold son close?

2:29.0

Sorry, why don't they just move the dang old earth closer to the sun?

2:33.0

They said that was stupid and laughed a lot.

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